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"- I'm breaking up with pizza.
- What do you mean you're breaking up with pizza? this is pizza Margarita, this is your moral imperative to eat and enjoy that pizza!
- I can't. I want to, but I've gained like 10 lb and I have a muffin top! <...>
- How many times in all your years have you undressed in front of a gentleman?
- Hasn't been that many.
- And has he ever asked you to leave? Has he ever walked out,left?
- No.
- Because he doesn't care! He's in a room with a naked girl, he's won the lottery! I'm so tired of waking up in the morning trying to remember all the things I've eaten the day before to know exactly how much self-load to take into the shower! So, I'm going for it! I'm not interested in being obese, I'm just throwing away the guilt. So, that's what we're gonna do: we're gonna finish that pizza, then go watch a soccer game, and tomorrow we'll go on a little date and buy ourselves some bigger jeans!"
From "Eat Pray Love"
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